Dropped my daughter off at elementary school this morning.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 01/28/2014 at 08:49 • Filed to: None

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Some lady was dropping off her children in her white Pacifica. She has a window banner on her back window that says "Crazy Bitch." Classy lady. Really classy.

thebigbossyboss > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 08:52

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...and she drives a Pacifica, one of the worst vehicles known.

PS9 > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 08:53

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Bet she's the sort to wear those those sweatpants with " PINK" in giant white lettering across the butt.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 08:54

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Was she at least a MILF?

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 08:55

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ayuh bub.

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 08:55

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Does she fuck so good that you're on top of it?

spanfucker retire bitch > PS9 01/28/2014 at 08:55

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In pants that are 2 sizes too small.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 08:56

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Based on my own experience dropping my kids off at school, and seeing similar stickers on similar cars, I'm going to have to guess that no, she was not a MILF.

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 08:56

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I didn't see her. I just assumed it was a lady driving it and that was why she was there.

CalzoneGolem > PS9 01/28/2014 at 08:57

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That wouldn't surprise me.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn 01/28/2014 at 08:57

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He didn't mention a Tinkerbell sticker, so maybe she is just a Buck Cherry fan.

CalzoneGolem > thebigbossyboss 01/28/2014 at 08:57

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They always make me think of some morbidly obese person waddling down the road.

Xesty > PS9 01/28/2014 at 08:58

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Ugh... stop looking at my butt! Just because it is bedazzled and has obnoxiously large text doesn't mean you can look at it! Perv.

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/28/2014 at 08:58

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You know it there guy.

CalzoneGolem > spanfucker retire bitch 01/28/2014 at 08:59

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Not that I am aware. She does apparently have children so there's that.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 09:00

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At least you got to drop your kids off. Austin is having another "ice event", and our school district, along with the University, was the only district in the region that didn't call for a two-hour delay. So we got up, had breakfast, dressed for the weather and walked to school. When we got to the crosswalk the crossing guard informed us that the district had just called a two-hour delay. After the buses were already en route, after all the parents had brought their kids to school or were on their way. Granted, middle and high schools start later than elementary, but if you're going to make that call you'd damned well better make it at 6:00 am and not 2 minutes before the tardy bell. Fucking morons.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 01/28/2014 at 09:01

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Ice event? We call that "Tuesday" in Maine.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 09:02

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Who/what is Buck Cherry? (Google..........Wikipedia..........) Oh. Got it.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 09:04

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Yeah, I know. But remember, this is Texas. They cancelled classes last week for much less than what we have today. I think they were chastised for that cancellation last week, so they were loath to cancel or delay again today. But today was worse, and seems to me it would have been an easier call.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 01/28/2014 at 09:15

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That's pretty fucked up. If the buses have already been dispatched then just roll with it I'd say.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 09:15

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Exactly.

yamahog > Xesty 01/28/2014 at 09:18

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There's taking a look because something shiny caught your eye, and there's staring as if you have no manners and have never seen a live woman before.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/28/2014 at 09:29

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I was about to say she was a Jet fan, but then I realized I had my "female dog" songs mixed up.

Leadbull > yamahog 01/28/2014 at 09:32

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If a woman bedazzles the back of her pants, she shouldn't be surprised if guys stare at it. If she is, then she belongs on Jezebel.

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 09:34

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I was referencing a song.

CalzoneGolem > spanfucker retire bitch 01/28/2014 at 09:36

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Yep I knew that. What should my response have been?

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 09:38

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A clever and witty retort at my evidently not at all funny remark?

yamahog > Leadbull 01/28/2014 at 09:47

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I don't think anyone's surprised by guys staring at asses, just disappointed with the lack of self control and manners. If someone with a birth defect on their hand points at something, does that make it OK to stare because they weren't hiding it?
Looking = understandable, staring = rude, whether it's a giant mole or a giant butt, man or woman. Sorry my parents taught me how to be polite. /soapbox

CalzoneGolem > spanfucker retire bitch 01/28/2014 at 09:49

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I'm all out of clever and witty remarks, sorry.

davedave1111 > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 09:53

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Was it stuck on the inside or the outside of the glass? :)

CalzoneGolem > davedave1111 01/28/2014 at 09:59

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Outside.

davedave1111 > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 10:03

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Nice. So it's someone else's verdict, then, not her own claim...

pfftballer > spanfucker retire bitch 01/28/2014 at 10:03

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With fat rolls coming over the top.

CalzoneGolem > davedave1111 01/28/2014 at 10:06

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The only logical conclusion.

Jagvar > PS9 01/28/2014 at 10:16

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Or even worse..."JUICY."

Korea Miéville > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 11:45

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Maybe she's just warning people that there's a female dog with behavioral problems in the car!

CalzoneGolem > Korea Miéville 01/28/2014 at 11:46

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Oh yeah, like those baby on board signs?

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > CalzoneGolem 01/28/2014 at 14:32

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When I look at a bratty spoilt kid when out and about somewhere, I look at the parents. Seriously, some people need to be put on the breed-control list!

CalzoneGolem > Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents 01/28/2014 at 15:02

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The deck is stacked against you when your mom's a crazy bitch.